Since 2013, I've contributed short humor pieces to McSweeney's for publication on their "Internet Tendency."

"SORRY I’M LATE,
BUT THIS MORNING’S
COMMUTE WAS A KILLER"

"IMPORTANT MOVIEPASS UPDATE: MOVIEPASS CAN NO LONGER BE USED TO SEE MOVIES"

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"A FUN PUMPKIN CARVING TUTORIAL!"

"FROM THE DESK OF YOUR CEO"

"A BRIEF HISTORY OF WORKING"

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"WIRECUTTER REVIEW: THE BEST PAPER TOWEL FOR MOPPING UP TEARS"

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"MONSANTO DOES NOT CONDONE CANNIBALISM"

SCOTT’S EXPENSIVE FLIGHTS: THE AIRFARE NEWSLETTER FOR TERRIBLE TRAVELERS

"EVERY EPISODE OF BLACK MIRROR"

WELCOME TO THE CLOACA: A COWORKING AND COMMUNITY SPACE FOR MEN

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"NOW THAT EVERY HUMAN OWNS A PAIR OF NIKE FREE SNEAKERS…"

"REGARDING TODAY’S SURGERY"

"AWFLINE:
THE DATING APP
FOR PEOPLE WHO
DON’T WANT TO
USE DATING APPS"